How can you go wrong with a news story that involves both a creative robbery and a woman flashing her breasts? Answer: You can’t. Unless you’re the French guy who lost 300 euros after being flashed by a female robber.
According to reports, the story begins with a man taking a withdrawal from an ATM. Two young women then approached him and asked for money.
One of the women waved a newspaper at the man, attempting to distract him. The distraction failed.
So, the ladies took the next logical step…one of the girls showed the man her breasts and stroked his dong while the other one used the man’s open account on the ATM to withdraw 300 euros.
Police were unable to track down the two criminals.
No pictures have been made available either, making me unsure as to whether this is a suitably sexy crime or the worst thing to ever happen to modern society. Ever. I mean not to undermine other tragic historic events but, as a person, there is nothing more horrific in a day-to-day-life-kind-of-way than having a couple of slobs ask me for money, then violently grope me and flash me all while costing me several hundred dollars.
Conversely, if they were both hot, it’s no worse than a strip club. At least the guy didn’t leave with glitter all over his ATM card.
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